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Hey Todd, Bert said he wanted a solo on this one.....Oh? Really?

I got me a girlfriend
lives down by the lake
said I got me a girlfriend
she's skinny as a rake
I got me a girlfriend (he's got him a girlfriend)

I got me some tadpoles
I kept them in a bag
said I got me some tadpoles for when my spirits sag
I got me some tadpoles (he's got him some tadpoles)

Lets do it...Waaah Waah..hey!

I got me some shrimp dip (shrimp dip)
I kept it in my car (it's a Cadillac)
said I got me some shrimp dip (shrimp dip)
that's why I'm a great big star (like Pat Benatar)
I got me some shrimp dip (he's got him some shrimp dip)

Lets do it...Waaah Waah..hey!

Hey Bert, Mike Said you're doing a solo!!
Right after the bridge!!

It's Joe Stalin's Cadillac... It's Joe Stalin's Cadillac
We're gonna drive around the back in Joe Stalin's Cadillac
It's LBJ's Cadillac.. It's LBJ's cadillac
no turning back in LBJ's Cadillac
General Pinochet's Cadillac ladies and gentleman this is General Pinochet's Cadillac
you can't go left.. in General Pinochet's Cadillac

Lets do it...Waaah Waah..hey!

I can't take it anymore, give me a solo Bert...here I go!!

(solo)
The guitar solo heard round the world:
This just in from Japan: Japanese phrase.. worst solo ever!
From India: That solo was worse than my grandma's shrimp vindaloo
From Jamaica: That guitar solo was murder.
From Italy: Momma Mia, somebody cut off my ears
From Down under: Don't quit your day job.
From Sweden: Esh veedin ohdo Odu ohgh
From BBC london: Has he flipped his Ziggens? that is truly the worst guitar solo I've ever heard
Ladies, Ladies...no autographs at this time...thank you!

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from Introducing the Jelly of the Month Club, released October 13, 2013

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Jelly of the Month Club Long Beach, California

Jelly of the Month Club is: Bud Gaugh (famed drummer from Sublime); Capt. Dr. Todd (horns and keys from Sublime & Sublime with Rome); Bert Susanka (lead singer from the legendary surf-punk band the Ziggens); Mic Dangerously (lead singer and guitarist from the funk rock band Zen Robbi); and Mr. Crumb (lead singer, guitarist and multi-instrumentalist from his own alternative rock group, Mr. Crumb). ... more

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